We would all appreciate it. And let's be real, you're too old to be having a grown woman wiping your ass. If you wanna get fucked in the ass, be a decent person and clean yourself out or you can go fuck yourself, literally. Luckily, some very patient and kind person (the opposite of me) took the time to write up a whole blog on how to properly clean out your asshole.
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